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Karen | 17 | Formerly thelittlestbishop/clintasha-s/bartohn

It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers. -Remus Lupin

samknitchester:

clintbarthon:

lifeywifey:

agirlofvariety:

Q: You just wrapped a film after working on it for a long time- what’s the first thing you want to do with your free time?

is this man aware of how barton-y he really is because it’s alarming

894654139th proof that jeremy renner is actually hawkeye

the entire cast of avengers is in some kind of competition to out-method-act each other I s2g

insomniackid7:

guarneretoye:

consider these:

  • there’s a long ass train and we’ve been waiting for it to pass for twenty minutes and you’re leaning out of the window of your car yelling at it so i’ll make some polite conversation au
  • i’m somewhere past drunk and decidedly lost and you’re a kindly local on a nighttime outing au
  • i ran away from home and knocked on the wrong door but you want to take me in anyway au
  • waiting in a holding cell together for our friends to bail us out and you’re unexpectedly cool au
  • are they staring at me or staring into the space around me i can’t tell and it’s intimidating au
  • i come here when i want to be alone and i didn’t think anyone knew about it so where the hell did you come from au
  • met you at a bar but it turns out you’re a soldier and you’re getting shipped into combat tomorrow au
  • gave a running hug to the wrong person at the airport and knocked you to the ground au
  • i’m a government worker and i had to seduce you for a case but i’m starting to like you legitimately au
  • you came to look at the puppies i have for sale and you’re so into it that i can’t help but kneel down and help you assess them au
  • walking between my s.o and you and i grabbed the wrong damn hand au
  • called the wrong number and confessed my love to you in a sappy way before you could get a word in au
  • we were studying across from each other in the library not acknowledging each other for hours and you passed out and fell onto my book so i’m screwed au
  • Accidentally “parkoured”  through your window and I have to pay you back  but I’m dead broke au
  • You get stuck in the weirdest places au
  • Got plastered at a Halloween party but I met you and I’m kinda in love but I don’t remember your name so now I have to find you through hazy memories and a kiss au
  • It’s a rainy day and I see you get get side-splashed by a car and I’m laughing so hard until I get hit too au
  • Hey you! yes you! Pretend to be my S.O. to piss off my dad au
  • "I’m sorry I was too mesmerized by you to see the pole. What do ya mean I’m bleeding?" au
  • Random Karaoke partner night and we sound heavenly together au
  • We’re new next door neighbors whose roofs out the window are close enough to have a little patio
  • Drunkenly sold my soul to a demon and now I’m their bitch but this might be not so bad au
  • The train is always crowded and I don’t mind if you sit on my lap even if we sit like this for a month au
  • I did not know I had a piercing fetish before you au
  • Airport messed up so now we’re the only two passengers on the plane au
  • You’re so beautiful I did a spit-take. All over you. Hi my name’s embarrassing idiot why don’t I pay for the laundry au
  • I caught a home-run ball can you sign it for me please au
  • You’re an Angel and I’m a Demon and we met while hiding in human form and I love you au
  • We got knocked down a hill by a car accident and we’re not in too good shape but rescue’s coming in a day…or 3 au

awwwwwstin:

baby in blue

cramp:

can i be a stay-at-home parent but without the kids

joshpeck:

joshpeck:

joshpeck:

i want you all to know i have found someone that i love and want to spend the rest of my life with

it’s me

remember kids: love yourself

professorsparklepants:

gethinblake:

so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis

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I’ve just remembered…I can dance. I can dance!

ejacutastic:

shwa-tarded:

harrysgettinhead:

leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit

because it’s all a big secret right

secret leggings

secret vagina 

secret

NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS

tardismonkey:

crystalreerd:

I SWEAR
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THIS IS PROMO OF DOCTOR WHO

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IN THE EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO
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spooky-gloria-mott:

friend: “He cheated on me…. but I love him!!”

me:

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